Funny storys/jokes/quotes

Share your story's..

I'll start.

Mr Bananagoo and Sayitagain are sailing in a boat. The next moment Mr Bananagoo falls out. Who's left behind in the boat?


/Elite

Sayitagain?! I don't understand this one

Now it´s my try! :

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade!"

Hahahaha, rocks xD

Three explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with 10 bannanas, and the chief says, shove them all up your butt without making a sound.
So the 1st guy gets 3 bannanas in when he starts screaming, so the indians kill him. The second guy comes back with 10 berries, and they shove 9 in and are about to shove the 10th in when he starts laughing, and so since he made a sound the indians killed him too.
Now the first two explorers souls fly out of their bodies and into heaven and they start talking. The first explorer says 'Hey dude why did you laugh you could've gone back and told out families what had happened'.
The 2nd explorer replies, 'Sorry I just couldn't stop when I saw fred comin down the hill with 10 watermelons.

Ahahahaha

Once upon a time there was a camel who lived in the desert. The desert were full of corn! One day it was so hot that all the corn popped. And the Camel thought it was snow so he freezed to death.


So lame. lol

C´mon active ness!!